Away From Home
This was from a project I did for school last year that I never finished and probably never will finish. All my notes and artwork are in storage in New Paltz. Since it’ll probably never get completed, I figured I might as well put it here. It was for a class about graphic literature. The text is lifted from Just Another Soldier. Self-plagiarism is the best.
April 22nd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Wow, this is pretty amazing. I like the juxtaposition of such gruesome, grizzly story telling with this totally banal comic strip of a guy going about his day at SUNY. It’s unsettling, but it’s like being able to see what’s in your mind’s eye…though the art work gives nothing away.
It’s like the art is so non-threatening and ordinary…but I’m feeling so many emotions while reading along.
I’m glad you write this stuff down. I think you should push forward with this. Storage in New Paltz is not storage in Siberia! Keep going.
August 24th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Somehow I can relate both your script comic to what the story is, it’s kind of simlarizing both guys work on a usual day surviving in a simple means while the other going through a grueling task of surviving life-threatening events. This is soo true.
December 10th, 2009 at 11:20 am
As Jason Christopher Hartley’s Press agent I would like to take this time and announce a Press Conference for Friday the 11th of December at 1300hrs – thats 1pm for you civilians/Americans. This press conference will address issues arising from the Tiger woods Scandal. As of now I will only release the following statement from Jason Christopher Hartley regarding the scandal and below his statement I will post the coroborating text messages.
__________STATEMENT OF JASON C. HARTLEY_______________
” I Jason Christopher Hartley of Soho New York, through New Paltz New York via Provo Utah wish to release the following statement about Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods. I first met Eldrick (known as Tiger)at a book signing event for “Just Another Soldier” on January 17th 2006 in Palm Springs Florida. He introduced himself as Tiger Woods and I recognised him immediatley. We exchanged pleasantries and I gave him a signed copy of my book. Tiger and I corresponded for three months before we met for dinner in New York City. We met at New york hot spot BUTTER and after a few bottles of over priced wine and a bland overated dinner went back to Tiger’s Hotel room where he tried to engaged me in Sodomy. He begged me to allow him to perform Oral, Anal and Foot on me. I turned him down.
Over the next 2 and one half years Tiger – who I call by his Christian name Eldrick engaged in a friendship. Eldrick brought in females for me to pleasure while he masterbated over my picture of “Just Another Soldier.”
I personally witnessed Tiger perform acts of sexual congress with Derek Jeter. Eldrick performed 10 different acts of fellacio on Derek. Some are listed below:
1. Stand kneel cock suck
2. knees around head dick suck
3. hanging from a doorway penis suck
4. Balls in mouth Cock in eye scrotum lick
5. belt around kneck passed out blowjob
6. Road Head
7. Golf Cart head
8. double lip tip of cock suck
9. LA twist BJ
10. The New York YANK ME BJ
Eldrick suggested I keep quiet as he would lose his sponsors and his wife. I agreed as I am not gay and Tiger brought over fine looking whores who give great head.
I am letting the world know about this because everyone else is getting paid and I want my fucking check too.
Below are a series of text message between Eldrick and I:
Tiger: I miss you… :(
JCH: Dude leave me alone I am not gay
Tiger: I want to wrap my lips around your mormon hog. I love lilly white penis in my mouth. What are you doing now?
JCH: Honestly, you need help.
Tiger: Would it help If I wore a dress?
JCH: No but bring over that whore Rachel Uchitel?, let me fuck her titties and I will let you J.O. while you watch.
Tiger: I want you in me.
JCH: No
Tiger: Jaimee Grubbs is coming by. You can eat her pussy while Derek and i fist eachother, what do you think?
JCH: Yes to Jaimee Grubbs. No to you, maybe to Derek.
Tiger: YOU LIKE DEREK MORE THAN ME!!! :(
JCH: No, you are both gay – but Derek doesn’t Jerk Off while I bang chicks. He just works the camera.
Tiger: I have a pitching wedge in my as right now.
JCH: Do you want me to call 911?
Tiger: Oh no my wife is watching me… GTG
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:15 pm
LMAO, thats hilarious
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:18 pm
to comment number three, not to the comic strip